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I'll be back after a couple of months of silence and I do a little reportage of the last Roman excursion, riding on New Year's Day.
So much for full house bookings and intelligent, I want a room through booking.com on 31 for the afternoon and evening for the next night: the offer is varied even though prices are considerably higher than usual. Even hotels usually fly more honest than 100 € per night, and so we are satisfied, so to speak, OP Hotel (double room, two nights, 253 euro) in Eur.
Hotel recently built, it deserves its four star hotel offering a very large room with two beds even though the French rather than a bed: room cleaning is good, the hot resin floors and toilets, the laundry is plentiful and the minibar is offered by the hotel.
Good impressions also from common parts, with the restaurant but we decide to eat only breakfast (and correct abundant though not stratospheric).
invitation of friends for dinner on the morning of New Year's sleep more than usual and so we are, hungry enough, in the Trastevere area just for lunch: the area is quite famous for its lively and plucking the day particularly suitable, so we decide to play it safe and focus on "The Asinocotto " by way of Vascellari. Unfortunately, we closed in and struck down by hunger in Piscinula Square, a short distance, we choose a bit 'random restaurant, "The Comparone", which has a beautiful outside patio, tables and waiters experts almost fully occupied.
Confident we sit down and if we do not for the first ten minutes there is neither the menu nor brought a bottle of water. In reality this "experience" I could romanticize for pages and pages telling you about the looks and comments of the Anglo-Saxon tourists next to us, but I will stick to the facts. After ten minutes (13.30) we can order:

• Bombolotti all'amatriciana and Bombolotti with pajata (good, but arrived at 14.40 after numerous requests);
• tripe alla romana (not available, sin ce they have just said to 14.50); \u200b\u200b
• three half slices of bread on a plate (4 € !!!);
• Half a liter of house red (which turns out to be half a bottle of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo anonymous)
• A liter of mineral water;
• Two coffees.

But the best was yet to come.
repeatedly ask for the bill at the end, exhausted, we will go to take the case where there is an old man armed with a pen and pad ADJUDGED 55 €.
Yeah, because the lords sell a plate of pasta at 14 euro each and there is, but stuffing everything with mineral water at 4 euro trash (so to speak) of the bread to € 4, € 5 for two coffees, half bottle of house wine at € 10 and a nice 12% service charge, we had not even served Pamela Anderson.
content is so I can not explain them, the debt collector and a descendant of approaching him without uttering a word, everything that I think of them and their restaurant.
I can only babble a "we're sorry if you are not getting well" and I who I say I'm sorry for them because, fortunately, now there's the Internet, while I get back my coat, I leave the money there and put myself in his pocket account. The bill, already, because in some restaurants do not even the receipts, made the account on an anonymous package, but then how can you tax a theft? I want to call 117, but the financiers will be entitled to rest on New Year [more ...]